Sunday, May 22, 2011

Where, on the morning after, when most people on the planet are still alive, the 10 year old says, "Guess we didn't all die in an earthquake!" and the 3 year old says, "What?!" and the 11 year old says, "That's just what some idiot thought was going to happen," and the 10 year old says, "Albert Einstein could have predicted it and been wrong but that wouldn't make him an idiot and anyways you don't have to be an idiot, just really, really religious," and the 3 year old says, "Idiot!" and the 11 year old says, "I guess I think that if you're really religious and think the world is going to end on a particular day because the Bible says so, then you're an idiot, even if you're Albert Einstein."